I'd rather be a redneck than a stuck up bitch.
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
I can pull off cute, but I don’t have an ounce of sexy in me.– Lauren Conrad (via carolina-state-of-mind) THIS! THIS! THIS! (via justasmalltowngirlfromnc)
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
So you know this gif?
themasterslover: laugh-addict: Apparently there’s a reversed one now i like the reversed better ;)
aldcperfection: When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
Leave a "♪" in my ask box.
austinandsebring: real-niggie: lariatrapper: and I’ll put my iTunes on shuffle and tell you your life soundtrack. LIFE STORY: Opening Credits: Waking Up: First Day At School: Falling In Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: Life’s OK: Getting Back Together: Wedding: Birth of Child: Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral Song: End Credits: do it pls
sodamnrelatable: “I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
dneaves: I would talk to people but *jumps off a cliff*
primisthebomb: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I went...